"He sees you when you're sleeping,
He sees you when you're awake.... "


Wait, WHAT?!????!!!

Santa is coming this year and I think you should take precaution. Lock your chimneys and electrify your rooftops.


So you guys probably think that Santa is all good and pure and perfect and all that other good stuff, right? But if you really think about it-and I mean REALLY think about him-it's messed up. He sees you when you're sleeping and he knows when you're awake. What makes you think he won't try to look at someone undressing? And do you ever think that Santa might try to steal some of your stuff? You're so interested by all the cool stuff he gave you, you don't even notice. And what's up with mall Santas? They're all fat, smelly, perverted old guys. It's like that's what they're looking for in mall Santas. And he likes it when little children sit on his lap? Couldn't they just sit NEXT to him? In a chair? I'm just saying. We should rethink Santa.


In other news but somewhat related to the paragraph above this one, my grandparents are coming to my house this Christmas. There's nothing wrong with this, but I just wanna say that old people scare me. I mean, I know that I'm going to be an old people, but they're FREAKY. Their pants go up to there necks, they're all dry-looking and shriveled up, and their false teeth weird me out. Also the fact that they wear diapers is kinda freaky, too.

So please comment on this to tell me your thoughts on Santa, mall Santas, and/or old people.